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#1 User is offline   Yzerman

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Posted 28 November 2003 - 04:25 PM

Ovo mi je ulepšalo dan, pa moram i sa vama, drugari, da to podelim...
Naime, pregledao sam statististiku sajta i primetio da je neki car na Hokej.co.yu nabasao preko ključnih reči "noge na ramena" (pretraižvač Google)!!! Bože, kakav car!!! Noge na ramena...
Do našeg sajta dovela da je sledeća rečenica iz magazina: "Golmani koji koriste ovaj stil su uvek poravnati (ramena i noge okrenuti prema napadacu) i brzo se krecu sa jedne strane na drugu..."
Valjda je našao šta je tražio...
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Posted 29 November 2003 - 12:29 PM

Nisam znao da ovaj sajt pruža i takve usluge. :lol:
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Posted 29 November 2003 - 02:23 PM

Y je ustvari PIMP ...Ha Ha - provaljen si
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Posted 29 November 2003 - 03:51 PM

Sad ćete me još optužiti i za sex trafiking...
Uf, samo da Moldavka S. Č. ne progovori!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Posted 30 November 2003 - 09:56 PM

E, ovo je da ne veruješ!!!
Deca nisu kriva, već roditelji i učiteljice:
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#6 User is offline   serialkillaz...

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Posted 01 December 2003 - 07:44 AM

Koji je ovo razred majke ti, ja ne verujem da sam ikada pisao ovakve guposti.
I'm one million kilometers from the star's corona.'
I should reach it in aproximatly 3 minutes.
I'm actually flying into a star.
This is incredible.
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Posted 01 December 2003 - 06:34 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Katastrofa... Mnogo je smesno, ali bi trebalo da je zalosno. Bez obzira koji je razred ovo jadno dete, ovo ne bi smeo da napise.

Samo mi kazi - gde si nasao ovo?
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Posted 02 December 2003 - 01:32 PM

Reklo bi se da je ovo neki 2. ili 3. razred... mada ko zna, možda su i stariji...
A ove tekstove sam dobio od kolege, a on opet od drugarice koja je valjda učiteljica... tako nešto, nemam pojma, nije ni važno...
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Posted 09 December 2003 - 12:17 PM

Da li možete da poverujete da ima ovakvih đubrova???
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Posted 09 December 2003 - 06:25 PM

Za ovo nema odgovarajuce reci, mislim stvarno... Ovo je , ovo je , ma ne znam sta je ovo.

Pa gde si to izbunario???


NEMAM RECI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 18 December 2003 - 01:54 PM

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Posted 14 March 2004 - 05:01 PM

Kako hipnotisati muskarca?


Step 1) Click on the picture below and drag it in any direction,
Step 2) Release and watch
:lol:

http://www.corporate.../hypnotize.html
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Posted 15 March 2004 - 03:20 PM

Kad se vec krenulo sa zajebancijama,da dam i ja mali doprinos...


Get Yourself a True Gangsta Name (a mozete da si uzmete i zivotinjsko)
http://gangstaname.com/index.php
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Posted 10 April 2005 - 12:42 AM

Moram i ovo da podelim sa drugarima sa foruma:

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To se trpa oberučke!

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Posted 10 April 2005 - 12:59 AM

Zalostno ali istinito:
Cigareta skrcuje zivot za 2 minuta 8) ,
flasa vina 4 minuta :partyman: ,
radni dan 8 SATI!!!!!!!!! :cry:
Ladies and gentelmen,Elvis has just left the building!
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Posted 10 April 2005 - 07:05 AM

Moram i ovo da podelim sa drugarima sa foruma:


Nemoj da zaboravis da ce Bijelo dugme svirati 28 jula na beogradskom Hipodromu


P.S.
SM, za koliko vremena zivot skracuju shefovi?
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Posted 10 April 2005 - 10:33 AM

SUPER!!! Obavezno ponesite konac i iglu.
Hokej, žene i dobra klopa. Ima li šta bolje od ovog redosleda?
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Posted 01 May 2005 - 01:56 PM

Prenosimo vest u originalu:

A SLOVAK man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.

Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi was buried in Slovakia's Tatra mountains. He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out with his hands.

But he realised the snow was falling faster than he could dig and would soon fill his car. He had sixty 500 ml bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it.

"It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt," he said later. "But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful."

PIVO ZNAČI ŽIVOT!!!
To se trpa oberučke!

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Posted 01 May 2005 - 04:48 PM

Yzerman said:

Prenosimo vest u originalu:

A SLOVAK man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.

Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi was buried in Slovakia's Tatra mountains. He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out with his hands.

But he realised the snow was falling faster than he could dig and would soon fill his car. He had sixty 500 ml bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it.

"It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt," he said later. "But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful."

PIVO ZNAČI ŽIVOT!!!


Manicu ovaj je neki tvoj ispisnik!
07.04.2009.-13.04.2009.
NAJBOLJIH 7 DANA SRPSKOG HOKEJA
do sada...
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Posted 01 May 2005 - 09:54 PM

Odavno nisam cuo bolji izgovor da popijes 60 piva a da te zena doceka kao heroja ! :lol:
The Beard is back!
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